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dougwatts.com Corporate Strategy

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Our operating strategy is to minimize revenues.

Specifically, we seek to:

  • spell words incorrectly;
  • apply aggressive sales and marketing efforts to selling dead air;
  • participate in local crackdowns of ethnic groups and other whiners.

Acquisition Strategy

Our acquisition strategy focuses on identifying and acquiring food items.

In analyzing acquisition opportunities, we consider the following criteria:

  • our ability to improve the taste of food by cooking it;
  • our ability to develop acquisition methods that will increase cash flow, such as stealing.